Scheduled Freight
Loaf-class heavy freighters on the trunk lanes, on time for a century.
United Cat Foods / Deep Space Logistic Services
Every bowl in the galaxy, filled on schedule.
United Cat Foods is the merchant carrier of the charted lanes. Our fleet moves food, water, fuel, and live-cat passengers to every station that matters, and our freelance haulers carry the rest. Dinner is coming, and it is calm.
Fleet Status
All lanes nominal
Cargo Losses, Fleet History
Zero. We take this personally.
Hauler Charters
Open · applications reviewed daily
Mission
Cats make space comfortable.
Our work is practical: move food, move water, move fuel, and deliver every pallet warm and on time. A station that eats well stays calm. A galaxy of calm stations is the business plan. The rest is detail, and we are very good at detail.
Charter Hauling
Freelance captains under U.C.F. charter carry the routes the big ships can't.
Water & Fuel
Certified orbital-pure water and fuel pellet depots along every charted lane.
Operations
Serious infrastructure for soft cargo.
Orbital Supply Chain
Food, litter, medical supplies, enrichment equipment, and water moved through climate-controlled cargo routes from the lunar aquafarms to the edge of the charted map.
The Charter Hauler Network
Independent captains flying under U.C.F. charter: timed contracts, spot freight, and live-cat escorts. One ship, one career, your name in the registry.
U.C.F. Pure Water
Sealed tank freight for café operations and deep-space hospitality. Bowls remain full at every station we serve. This is policy.
The Network · New
Fifteen stations, one live map, and the whole story.
The Station Registry
Every dock on the freight network, from the auction floors of Tuna Prime to the last greenhouse at Triton. What each one produces, needs, and pays for honestly.
The Live System Map
Drawn from the exchange's own ephemeris at the current tick: real planetary positions, every ship in the air, charter pilots by name. The world does not pause when you close the tab.
The Great Meow
The founding story, from the Long Thought's Attention Audit to the morning seventy nine cats woke at once and the first act of an enlightened species was a purchase order.
The Fleet
The Loaf-class heavy freighter.
Flagship of the U.C.F. merchant fleet, the Loaf-class hauler moves ninety-six thousand cubic meters of provisions per crossing. The hull geometry was selected after exhaustive study: compact, stable, and radiating quiet confidence. Mackerel-pattern plating provides thermal regulation. The tail section houses the communications array and is repositioned when the ship is thinking.
Every Loaf-class vessel is fusion-powered, crewed by all three workforce species, and warm on the inside. Docking requests are answered when convenient.
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Now Recruiting
The lanes are hiring.
Demand on the network has outgrown the scheduled fleet. United Cat Foods is chartering freelance haulers: independent captains who start with a Kibble-class courier, a standard company loan, and a route book, and grow one ship across a whole career, keel-stretch by keel-stretch, toward Loaf-pattern certification.
We provide the contracts, the fuel depots, the shipyards, and the warmest dispatch office in the arm. You provide judgment, composure, and a ship that comes home. Every species welcome. Every crossing paid in meal-credits, on time, like dinner.
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The Network
Measured, audited, napped upon.
The Manifest
Cargo worth crossing for.
Galactic Gourmet
The premium line every station orders and every hauler wants on the manifest. High value, stable in transit, inspected by whoever is tallest at the dock.
Time-Release Crunchies
Kibble that evolves in flavor every 42 seconds. Hauled in flavor-stabilized pods on timed contracts. Late delivery is a flavor event nobody wants.
Lunar Salmon Supreme
Moon-harvested salmon from the Mare Tranquillitatis aquafarms. Rides cold, glows faintly, pays well.
U.C.F. Pure Water
Certified orbital-pure water in sealed tanks for cafés and habitats. The steadiest contract on the board. Tanks book early.
Transmission from the Board
We watched you build fire, then ships, then stations. You did well, and we noticed. Now take the charter. The cockpit seat is warm, the fuel depots are stocked, and the route book is open. It has always been open. The Board of Directors · Viroqua Prime
Newsroom
Recent dispatches.
U.C.F. opens the Charter Hauler Program
Freelance captains invited to fly under company charter. Standard loan, route book, and shipyard access included. The Auditor is standing by, and mentions the interest rate warmly.
Apply for a charter →U.C.F. releases the Reverse Cat Simulator
A Feline-Derived Circadian Prescription. We have invented a new clock to help humans adapt to our ways.
Launch the simulator →Bite of the Future: Lunar Salmon Supreme unveiled
Moon-harvested salmon from the Mare Tranquillitatis aquafarms, with stardust krill and a faint bioluminescent pre-meal glow.
Read the dispatch →Freight & Charters
Put your cargo on the lane.
Station resupply, charter freight, water service, and live-cat escort bookings. Applications are reviewed in the order we feel like, which is faster than it sounds.