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Product Catalog
Nutrition engineered for feline palates across the spiral arm — from premium wet food to catnip beverages to the botanicals of distant worlds.
Core catalog
| Product | Form | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Galactic Gourmet | Wet & dry | The flagship premium line, crafted from exotic ingredients sourced across the galaxy. Developed by the future-cats using their advanced understanding of feline nutrition. Eco-friendly, space-themed packaging. |
| Cosmic Crunchies | Crunchy treat | Unique flavors popular among spacefaring cats; doubles as play and training enrichment thanks to shape and size. |
| Nebula Nibbles | Soft treat | Chewable and fortified with vitamins and minerals, formulated specifically for low-gravity environments. |
| Crazy 5 | Beverage | A catnip-infused drink designed for a "crazy 5 minutes" of play — hydrating, vitamin-enriched, safe non-toxic catnip. |
| Stellar Salmon Delight | Flavor | Salmon infused with cosmic spices sourced from the rings of Saturn. |
| Lunar Salmon Supreme | Flavor | Moon-harvested salmon (Mare Tranquillitatis aquafarms) with stardust krill and a faint bioluminescent "pre-meal glow." |
| U.C.F. Pure Water | Water | A secondary business line supplying sealed, certified orbital-pure water systems for café operations and deep-space hospitality. |
Crazy 5 — spotlight
Marketed through the story of Whiskers, an aging cat who — after a few sips — brightens, paws playfully at the bottle, and darts around the room "with a vivacity I hadn't seen in years." More than a drink, Crazy 5 is positioned as "an adventure in a bottle," promising enjoyment and vitality. Available at pet stores, online platforms, and select veterinary clinics.
Alpha Centauri botanicals
U.C.F.'s feline scientists cultivate a catalog of exotic herbs, each sourced from Alpha Centauri's habitable planets and tied to feline digestive health.
| Herb | Binomial | Profile & benefit |
|---|---|---|
| Nebula Nettle | Stellarnettle purpurascens | Deep purple leaves, earthy scent. Rich in dietary fiber; supports healthy gut flora. |
| Orbiting Oregano | Orbitalia origanum | Spicy aroma, grows in rocky highlands. Antimicrobial; aids fat digestion. |
| Centaurian Silvermint | Argentumfelis mentha | Shimmering silver, mint-like. Soothes stomach discomfort and indigestion. |
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